Hitch Hikers guide to the Nerdiverse: in which our protaganist defines things from a geeks perspective. Don't Panic.

Corporations: Are People too! thats a mantra of most cyberpunk fiction and a standard amongst most conspiracy theorists as well. And it's an actual legal truth too...to some extent anyhow, becoming more and more apparent every day. See Blade Runner for some groovy geeky manifestations of corporate person-hood.